





Was Elrond in a gay marriage? We don’t know, because it’s none of our goddamn business. … No matter what Elrond got up to, it didn’t effect his ability to perform his job like a boss. And that is to provide travelers with great directions.
i love this man
My 7 year old son: So if a boy likes another boy, he’s gay?
Me: Maybe. But it’s not just gay or straight. There’s lots of things a person can be.
My son, nodding wisely: Like Jewish.
(Source: deansurvived)
reasons i want to be rich
- to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
- to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
- to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
- to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
- to pay my mom’s bills and debts
reasons i dont want to be rich
- to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly














Holy hot damn shit